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Our "Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit." card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Envelope: Rocket Red Ink: Black Ink Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve
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