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Soft, lived-in comfort meets a wink of attitude. This lightweight tee carries a vintage-style “Retired — Not My Problem” design that reads like a private joke between friends who’ve traded alarm clocks for afternoons on the porch. The muted, hand-drawn illustration and distressed lettering give it an easygoing, timeless look that layers well with cardigans or stands on its own during slow, sunny days. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to feel relaxed, a little cheeky, and completely unfazed by the small stresses you used to manage. 👕 Product Details: Gildan Softstyle 64000 Unisex fit 👚 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color) Light fabric for year-round comfort Runs true to size 🇺🇸 Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA
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