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This tee features a mock dictionary entry that reads: "Retired. /rɪˈtaɪərd/ adjective 1. when your to-do list officially becomes a to-build list. (Also see: finally living)" — a perfect nod to every retiree who finally has time to tackle all those woodworking and DIY projects they've been putting off. The joke lands for anyone who knows that retirement doesn't mean slowing down, it means heading straight to the workshop. Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for a retiring carpenter, maker, or DIY enthusiast.
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