Remember 1776 T-Shirt

The original eviction notice. This isn’t about blind patriotism or historical cosplay. It’s about remembering what happened the last time someone confused a country for their personal property. The year 1776 wasn’t polite. It was a violent, structural rejection of unchecked authority. This piece pulls from vintage militia iconography to remind the current crop of wannabe monarchs that "liberty" isn't a campaign slogan. It's a consequence. We didn’t print this on a thin, disposable novelty tee. It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton shell that feels like it’s already marched a few miles. Built with a relaxed, vintage fit so it hangs right, whether you're in the streets or just watching the empire collapse from your couch. The Specs: Heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton. Relaxed, lived-in fit. Order your normal size, or size up if you want it to swallow you. Double-needle stitched. Tougher than a tyrant's mandate. Care: Wash it in cold water with like colors. It's garment-dyed, so it fades naturally over time, but it will bleed if you wash it hot. Wear it like a warning.