Rebel Patches: Table Flipper

An embroidered patch featuring a representation of Jesus Christ sitting a table, accompanied by the words Don't Sit At Tables That Need Flipped. This is a reference to when Jesus overturned the tables of the moneychangers in the temple, beating them with whips and rods. Jesus was a based as fuck communist who loved sex workers, the poor, and the sick. How odd that this sentiment is not felt by the modern Christian. An atheist will sound more Christ-like in the United States than the most devout Evangelical. Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field. Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs. • 26% cotton, 74% polyester • 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter • Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily • Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the lead level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Red Pawn Dynamics, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5534 Saint Joe Road, Fort Wayne, Indiana 46835 United States or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.