Read My Lip Balm

We've heard that a lot of you use our more salty lip balms as not-so-subtle messages in uncomfortable social situations, so we thought we'd give you a few more (even saltier) options. Now you can stock your drawer with a full spectrum of silent retorts and be prepared for whoever shows up in front of your desk! Each balm in this series has its own insult and its own flavor, so choose wisely! And no, Karen, we can't switch up the flavors.  "Are You High?" - Strawberry "Kiss My Ass" - Peach "Fuck Off" - Orange "Fresh Outta Fucks" - Pineapple "Don't Be A Dick" - Pickle "Calm Your Tits" - Honeydew "Cool Story Bro" - Blueberry "OK Boomer" - Lavender "Bitch Please" - Grape "Suck It, Karen" - Coconut  “Deez Nuts” - Peanut Butter ”Your Mom” - Fig   This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic. It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.