Raisins Are Not Candy

Some truths are self-evident. The Raisins Are Not Candy ringer tee is a tribute to one of Halloween’s greatest disappointments: knocking on a door, holding out your bag, and receiving something that belongs in a lunchbox. Featuring a vintage protest-poster style graphic and a dead-serious declaration, this shirt turns a very specific childhood grievance into a cause worth standing up for. Perfect for Gen X Halloween nostalgia, candy traditionalists, and anyone who still remembers the betrayal of getting raisins on October 31. Details: Retro-inspired ringer tee Distressed vintage illustration Bold Raisins Are Not Candy graphic Classic black body with contrasting trim Soft, casual everyday fit Great for Halloween parties, trick-or-treat duty, and principled candy debates Some issues are bigger than politics. Size Body length Body width XS 27" 17 1/2" S 28" 19" M 29" 20 1/2" L 30" 22" XL 31" 24" 2XL 32" 26" 3XL 33" 28"