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Express affection probabilistically. Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt translates romance into quantum mechanics—because saying "I love you" is so classical when you could express attraction as overlapping wavefunctions achieving coherence and cats. Poetry through physics and cats. Reinforced shoulders and a sturdy collar mean it's ready for explaining your emotional operators. Made with US-grown cotton and Oeko-Tex certified for safety. Because when quantum mechanics is your love language, every relationship exists in superposition until you measure it.
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