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When polite words just won’t cut it, the “Profane” Pen Set brings the expletives you actually want to say straight to your stationery. These pastel ballpoint pens with gold accents let you scribble through the chaos with a side of profanity — because sometimes only a well-placed F-bomb will do. Set of 5 pastel ballpoint pens with gold accents Black ink with smooth writing tip Each pen printed with a different profanity-packed phrase Attached to branded backing card with removable adhesive Backing card reverse features an extra snarky phrase Packaged in hangable clear cello sleeve Phrases include: On today’s episode of “What the actual fuck.” This is some next-level fucking nonsense. Shitstorm in progress—please hold. Sorry, I checked—I have zero fucks remaining. Fuck this shit and the to-do list it rode in on.
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