Procaffeinate Definition Coaster

Procaffeinate (v.): The tendency to not start anything until you've had your coffee. If this word describes your morning ritual, this coaster belongs on your desk. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood with the full "definition," it's a functional piece of self-aware humor for anyone who runs on caffeine and deadlines. Available in Maple or Walnut, backed with cork, and sealed to handle daily ring stains from your favorite mug. Solid Maple or Walnut with cork backing Laser-engraved dictionary-style definition Sealed for everyday use Made in Ohio A perfect desk accessory, housewarming gift, or coffee-bar addition for the chronically under-caffeinated.