Powered by Perimenopause Pen Set PREORDER

Looking for the perfect perimenopause gift that’s actually funny? Our Powered by Perimenopause engraved pen set is a hilarious menopause gift for women navigating hot flashes, brain fog, mood swings, mystery aches, and all the other joys of midlife. Whether you’re shopping for your best friend, sister, coworker, wife, mom, or yourself (because you’ve earned it), this funny pen set is guaranteed to get laughs—and probably a few “OMG, that’s me!” moments. Each set includes six black ink pens with sleek black barrels and rainbow-colored stylus tips, professionally laser engraved with the exact snarky perimenopause phrases shown in the listing photos. These aren’t vinyl decals or printed designs—they’re permanently engraved, so the sayings won’t rub off no matter how many grocery lists, therapy notes, work meetings, or rage-fueled sticky notes they survive. ✨ Each pen set includes: 6 engraved black ink pens 6 different funny perimenopause sayings (exact phrases shown in photos) Black barrels with rainbow-colored stylus tips Soft-touch stylus tips for phones and tablets Permanent laser engraving that won’t fade or rub off These engraved pens make the perfect gift for: Women in perimenopause or menopause Your best friend Moms Sisters Coworkers Book club friends Birthday gifts Mother’s Day gifts White elephant gifts Care packages Midlife crisis survival kits Anyone who appreciates sarcastic gifts for women Every Powered by Perimenopause pen set is engraved to order in our family workshop with care and attention to detail. We believe gifts should be useful, personal, and make people laugh—and this one definitely checks all three boxes. 🌈 Silly Side Note: We picked rainbow-colored stylus tips because ROY G. BIV forever, and engraved everything in cursive because we’re Gen X… and we can actually read it. 📦 Processing & Shipping Please allow up to 7 business days for processing before First Class shipping. Thank you so much for supporting our small family business. Every order helps support our family of four, and we’re incredibly grateful you’ve chosen to shop small. We hope these pens bring a little laughter to someone who deserves it.