'Post-Covid 1.0'—snarky commentary in the Age of Corona.

Unless the next letter in the Greek alphabet shuts us down again, the date and hour of the first PROXIMITY PARTY nears. Celebrate the things we human beings love about . . . well . . . being with other people??? Laphroaig on the rocks, please, with a Jagermeister chaser.  SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS: 3-ply white paper napkins 24 per box, 6 of each of 4 quips 5” by 5” edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined” printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator COLLECTION INCLUDES: Talking to strangers has never been more thrilling. Unmute yourself. Be a conversation-starter. Ask a question. Tell me if I’m drinking too much. I’ve lost perspective.