Pornament Stiff Package Ornament

Pornament Stiff Package Ornament hand-blown glass tree ornament, between 5 and 7 inches tall, individually painted and packaged in a two-piece protective shell. Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package Ornament. Shirtless, muscular Santa standing upright in a tall fluffy red hat, black armbands, and black fur-trimmed boots, holding a glittery red and white polka-dot gift box at waist height. Each Pornament is hand-blown by a glassblower, individually painted, and runs through a ten-point quality control check before packaging. Stands or hangs between 5 and 7 inches tall (depending on the ornament) and weighs under a pound. Ships in a two-piece protective shell. Why this works Hand-blown glass, individually painted, each piece slightly varies from the next. Ten-point quality control check before packaging keeps the finish consistent across batches. Two-piece protective shell ships and stores the ornament safely. Sized between 5 and 7 inches tall, under a pound, so it hangs on a tree branch without weighing it down. Adult-humor Santa decor with a clear visual gag. The specs Material: Hand-blown glass with hand-painted detail Height: 5 to 7 inches (varies by ornament) Weight: Under 1 pound Packaging: Two-piece protective shell Care Wipe gently with a soft dry cloth. Avoid soaking; the painted detail isn't designed for water. Store in the original two-piece protective shell when off the tree. Handle by the metal cap, not by the painted surface. Use it for Adult Christmas tree decor, gag gift, white elephant party, kink-friendly holiday display, conversation piece. FAQ What is this? A hand-blown glass adult holiday tree ornament. It's decorative and shouldn't be handled as a toy. What's it made of? Hand-blown glass with hand-painted detail and a metal cap with a hanging loop. How big is it? Between 5 and 7 inches tall, depending on the specific ornament shape. Under one pound. Will each ornament look exactly like the photo? Each piece is hand-blown and hand-painted, so slight variations occur from one ornament to the next. Each goes through a ten-point quality control check before packaging. How do I care for it? Wipe gently with a soft dry cloth. Don't soak. Store in the included protective shell when off the tree to keep the paint from chipping. Is it a good gift? Yes. Strong fit for white elephant exchanges, kink-friendly holiday gifting, and adult tree decor. Is it discreet? All orders from The White Unicorn ship in a plain package. The return label will read TWU or shipping department.