Poor Impulse Control Tee

I read a book once, where, as a punishment, a guy had this tattooed on his forhead. If I remember right, he also drove around a motorcycle with a nuclear bomb in a sidecar or something like that. Anyway, it's a cool idea for a shirt. Hope I don't get sued.   - The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. - The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. - Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.