Plot Hopping Funny Glossy Bookmark

For readers who swear they’re “just starting one book” and somehow end up juggling five. This bold blue bookmark is perfect for plot hoppers, book hoarders, and anyone who reads to escape responsibility… only to find themselves avoiding even more. Size: 2” x 6” Durable 16pt cardstock Glossy front, silk-finish back Rounded corners for a polished look Front: “I started reading to escape the stress of life. Then I picked up five more books to escape the guilt of not finishing the first one. I’m not avoiding responsibilities… I’m plot hopping.” Back: “Toxic trait? Starting new books mid-breakdown.”