All That Racket - Swim Trunks

All That Racket Trunks  Adjustable Drawstring Two Front Pockets One Back Pocket Polyester/Spandex Blend Wanna swim faster, dive deeper, and serve harder? Thought so! You, my friend, need to dawn some throwback swim trunks from yesteryears.             Back when the shorts were short, the serves were fast, and the hair was long, fake, and mulleted, there lived a tennis wizard so far at the top of his game, drugs used him as a performance enhancing supplement.  They called him André, and he definitely dived the deepest! Style, grace, looks, skills!  His retro outfits inspired movies. He had the type of moves that urban legends and myths are made of!  He was more than a man, but less than a god.  Known to many simply as, 'hero'.  His 90's shorts game was that on point!  We grew up watching him catapult himself through the legions of status, thigh high!  From mortal to legendary!  Men wanted to be him, women wanted to be with him, while children everywhere just wanted his autograph.  We wanted all the above.  We became obsessed with his persona! We mimicked his intensity! We wore his outfits!           Our favorite, you ask? His signature awesome shorts. 'All that Racket' short cropped tennis shorts! Or they might have been  dope swim trunks, we're not quite sure. But they were the sexiest blend of spandex and polyester that ever touched a leg!  Gave you that 'Andre' kind of bulge!   Oh, the fit! We still wear them to this day.  On the tennis courts and at the swimming pool, its still our favorite bathing suit.  Short cropped above the knees to show that perfect amount of thigh which allows for an extra deep stretch.  Whose making 'All that Racket'?  B fresh gear, that's who!  Come on,  grab a vintage bathing suit and make some sweet racket with us! Let's talk exchanges and refunds!  Hygiene is important.  Good hygiene is even better!  Swimwear is designed to snuggle up right on the flesh, which means your private bits and crevices have probably been all up in that swimsuit.  Would you want to buy a garment that's been all up another persons areas? Probably not. Due to this notion, we cannot accept returns or exchanges on any swimwear that has been removed from its shrink wrapped packaging.  Sorry, but somebody has to look out for the germaphobes.  Please read the size chart carefully.  Care instructions:  Machine wash cold.  Do not bleach.  Always hang dry.