Plasma Lighter X

The new Plasma Lighter X. Everything you loved about the original plasma lighter—times two! Featuring two intersecting plasma arcs, the Plasma Lighter X is fully rechargeable, completely windproof, and probably the most interesting lighter anyone's ever seen. When we originally introduced the plasma lighter, we had no idea it would be such a hit, but man-oh-man did everyone love it. In fact, it quickly became one of our bestselling items, but hey, who doesn't love setting things on fire with an arc of purple plasma, am I right? So then we started thinking, "How can we make this even better? How do you top the power of a freakin' lighting bolt?" Then the answer struck us. It was so clear—two freakin' lighting bolts! Introducing: Plasma Lighter X     Featuring two intersecting plasma arcs, the Plasma Lighter X is fully rechargeable, completely windproof, and probably the most interesting lighter anyone's ever seen. And it makes the ladies swoon. They just can't help it. (The fellas too. I mean, they'll say it's vertigo, but really it's the plasma.) It's everything you ever loved about the original plasma lighter—times two! Twice the plasma and, **get this** twice the color options! And now twice the styling options --- classic or modern. And there's more. The button has been relocated to the thin edge to make the lighter easier to use, and has a built-in safety feature that prevents the lighter from igniting when the lid is closed. (Now, the only “hot pockets” you'll have are the ones that come from the microwave!) Plus, each lighter has also been professionally etched with its own distinctive logo and comes complete with a micro USB cable for charging. Look, regular old lighters are riddled with problems. They run out of fuel, they fail to light half the time, and they can't even stand up to a light breeze. Plasma Lighter X is better than all of that. It lights every single time with the press of a button; it's totally windproof, and **bonus** you're lighting fires with freaking lightning bolts. What's not to love? Do the only responsible thing and sell your kidneys to buy 1,000 of these immediately. (On second thought, maybe just one kidney is best. For now.) Oh, I almost forgot! Here's the best part: You won't need to pay twice as much for this product despite it being twice as good, so if you were thinking this was going to be $50, well, think again! The Plasma Lighter X is just $29.99, so get yours today!