Pit Viper Elliptical

Heads Up Viper Lovers:  We can't ship you your Vipes.  The Mother Viper Got all bent cause we were sending 'em all over the place.  You can buy them from us but only pick up in-store. Hiss. Pit Viper is here to party!  But In Saint Pete Only. Anywhere else you just have to squint. The Ellipticals are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens. Wow! Look at that curve! Pit Viper is here to party.   Sunrise to sunset, reef breaks to ridge lines, holeshots to holy shit, we build the functional, fun-loving gear that is serious about taking things less seriously.   Our foundation is creating eyewear that can take a beating. Our goal is building quality gear for the activities we love. We are bold. We take chances. We will always deliver the optimal blend of style and performance.  So, where’s the party at? It’s anywhere. It’s a mindset. It’s an “everyone come along”, “let’s have a good time”, “we take care of each other” attitude that encourages you to fly your flag and share the stage with other people that fly theirs. We call these people Key Players.  Big deal if you didn’t “make varsity,” so what if you weren’t “prom royalty,” who cares that you don’t “own a toothbrush”. Key Players come from all backgrounds to take life by the horns, bring home the bacon, throw you a curveball, put all their eggs in one basket, tickle your funny bone, ham it up, break the ice and the glass ceiling, and always lay out the welcome mat.