Piss Tee

He knows what rain feels like. He's been out in plenty of it. This is not that. He's standing in the pasture, sleeves rolled up, looking at you with the patient expression of a man waiting for you to revise your story. Don't Piss Down My Back And Tell Me It's Raining. The lie was clumsy. The cover was worse. He'd respect it more if you just told the truth, but failing that, he'd at least respect a better lie. The cattle are watching. The neighbor's watching. Even the dog has stopped pretending not to follow the conversation. Try again. Classic woodcut art captures a weathered rancher with hands on his belt, jaw set, the kind of stare that ends a tall tale before the second sentence. FABRIC 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Heather blends include polyester for durability 4.5 oz weight - breathable but tough Pre-shrunk and ready to work FIT Unisex relaxed fit Regular fit - not fashion-forward slim True to size Comfortable for all-day wear MADE IN AMERICA   Designed in the USA Printed in the USA Shipped from the USA Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers