Bolo the Pineapple Turtle Sticker

MEET BOLO A turtle whose shell might somehow be spikier than a pineapple. Bolo is on island time, all the time. He is slow, sweet, and tropical. His expression is unbothered. His worldview is warm. Bolo believes in long lunches, good shade, and saying hello to absolutely everyone. Bolo can spend hours peacefully lounging in the sun without a single urgent thought entering his mind. Pineapple Turtles also have surprisingly rough tongues, completely unbothered by the enzymes in the pineapples they snack on all day. Life might look slow for him, but he says it’s all shell.