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Coffee in hand. Dog at his feet. Porch to himself. No plans to change any of that. I Used To Be A People Person. Then People Ruined That. It wasn't always this way. He gave it a genuine shot. But somewhere between the nonsense and the noise he made a quiet executive decision — the dog stays, the people can call ahead. The porch is better anyway. The view is better. The company is better. And the coffee doesn't talk back. For the cowboy who didn't become antisocial. He just got selective. FABRIC 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Heather blends include polyester for durability 4.5 oz weight - breathable but tough Pre-shrunk and ready to work FIT Unisex relaxed fit Regular fit - not fashion-forward slim True to size Comfortable for all-day wear MADE IN AMERICA Designed in the USA Printed in the USA Shipped from the USA Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers
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