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⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead! Introducing the ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee - currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption. Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated Double-sided design (warning visible from all angles) Microwave safe (for when patience needs a refill) Dishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand wash?) 14oz capacity (enough coffee to activate patience mode) Durable ceramic construction (survives pre-coffee handling) Perfect for Morning meetings (that could've been emails) Early school drop-offs Before-coffee conversations Patience loading... please wait Warning: Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status! Pairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that "don't talk to me yet" energy! Details Wrapped Up: 14oz | 4" (top diameter) x 3.5" (height)x 3" (bottom diameter) Ceramic Campfire Style Mug White Sesame Glaze Design on both sides of mug Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering Designed in the USA Microwave & Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave) Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning
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