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This embroidered "Shit Show" ticket iron-on cut out patch turns everyday chaos into front-row entertainment. Styled like a vintage admission ticket, this hilarious patch is perfect for anyone whose life, workplace, family gatherings, or group chats occasionally resemble a sold-out disaster. Whether you're surviving another Monday or embracing the beautiful mess, this patch lets everyone know you've got a VIP seat to the madness. Measuring 1.75 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for sarcastic friends, overworked coworkers, festival goers, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, vest, backpack, or bag with a patch that says, "Admission included... escaping is extra."
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