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This is a 4 x 1/2-inch embroidered patch with "Don't Taze Me Bro, I'm a Clamper!" During his arrest at the University of Florida, student Andrew Meyer yelled, "Don't taze me bro!" just before he was tazered. Although it was in 2007, it is still a popular saying, likely used from time to time by some of the Clampers we know! These Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.
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