PADDLE OR PERISH

Whether you're hunting dinner, hiking the trails, casting a line, or paddling down the river, our DEAD THREADS OUTDOORS Collection has your back every step of the way. It's the perfect way to showcase your passion for adventure and let the world know you're always ready to embrace the wild. Plus, it has skeletons on it, and who doesn't love a badass skeleton doing some cool sh*t in the great outdoors? THE FIT: This premium tee is printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717, which uses 100% ring spun, soft cotton. The garment-dyed aspect then gives this shirt its distinct look and feel, like you’ve owned it for years. If you want the most "vintage" style look and feel, get the Pepper color (it looks like it used to be a black shirt 10 years ago but faded with time...super sick). It's not a completely boxy fit, but it's not tailored either. These tees are also pre-shrunk, allowing you to worry less about your washer/dryer tendencies. Size doubts? MESSAGE US - We print these shirts to order, so we can't process returns/exchanges, fam! Are those cracks in my brand new shirt? You bet! We print all our garments with what the industry calls a “plastisol texture” effect - this does 2 things: -Makes our shirts look especially badass with a “worn” vintage effect to match our ✨skeleton aesthetic✨ -Flexes the capability of our ultra-high quality printers – lower quality printers (points at SHEIN) cannot do this. This effect makes the next section extra important ↓ WASH GUIDE (Sorry, this part is mandatory): We use eco-friendly Innobella inks, which are water-based, sustainable, and OEKO-TEX, Eco-Pass, and CPSIA-compliant. Because of this, you must flip inside out before washing, wash on COLD, GENTLE cycle (come on, you're not getting it that dirty, are you?) and dry on LOW heat on DELICATE setting. Even better, hang dry it. THE DT PROMISE (FOR A LIMITED TIME): If the quality of your item just isn't what you expected, send it back to us within 14 days of delivery, and we'll fully refund you. Just pay return shipping. Email us at customerTLC@deadthreads.com for more details. Dead Threads is not affiliated with the NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB, or NCAA.