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A polyester drawstring bag with the word Contents printed on it, before listing Sex Toys, Narcotics, and Machine Guns as being contained within the bag. Let everyone know what you're up to. Replace your go-to bag with something better. This sack (giggity) is made of sturdy, breathable polyester and is complete with adjustable drawstrings that’ll keep your things safe when you’re on the go. Whether you're using it as an impromptu grocery bag while looting after the fall of society, or you're stuffing it full of tannerite to throw at a local KKK rally, this little sucker is lightweight, can carry a decent load, and is an extremely versatile piece of utility. With nothing in it, it folds up nicely to be stored anywhere, and if shit ever hits the fan, it makes for a nice foraging sack or dump pouch. • 100% spun polyester • One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm) • Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 7.22 oz/yd² (245 g/m²) • Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz/yd² (225 g/m²)" • Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg) • Twin cotton handles • Drawstring closure • Blank product components sourced from China, with original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn
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