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100% cotton. Heavy enough to matter. The Olympics celebrate peak performance. Ozempic celebrates peak efficiency. Widely rumored to be the unofficial drug of the Games, this tee replaces five rings with one modern miracle. No endorsements. No disclaimers. Just an observation. Wear it responsibly. DISCLAIMER : This shirt does not improve athletic ability, endurance, metabolism, discipline, or personal fulfillment. Buy now before our cease and desist comes.
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