Original Poop Knife

Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! 🚽  💩  Be a samurai of the poo poo platter! 💩  Ridiculous gag gift for friends and family, or daily necessity? You decide. 💩  Metal reinforced silicone is strong, hygienic, easy to clean, and dishwasher safe (if you dare) 💩  This will cut poop! Tested on the most ferocious of bog crocodiles without a fight. Curious about what an Original Poop Knife feels like? Imagine a heavy silicone-covered butter knife. 💩  Long enough to keep your hand clear of danger in a standard depth toilet 💩  Hilarious packaging Poop Knife ships free within the US! Actual shipping calculated at checkout for all other locations worldwide.