Orgasm Dealer

Subtle? Never heard of her. This Comfort Colors tee lets everyone know you're not in the business of small talk—you’re in the business of pleasure. Loud, proud, and wildly inappropriate, this is the perfect shirt for anyone who thinks subtle innuendo is for cowards. • Unisex fit on premium Comfort Colors 1717 tee • Soft-washed cotton, like a warm post-hookup nap • Perfect for date nights, bachelor parties, or just confusing strangers at Trader Joe’s • Offensively bold font, for offensively bold personalities Add to cart if you’ve got the audacity—and maybe a good sense of rhythm.