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Opie sat down, stared at you, and said nothing. Now he goes everywhere you go, judging every grocery run, every errand, every dog park trip with the same quiet authority. The Opie Tote Bag is official @justopiethings merch, designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio. Heavy, sturdy canvas that holds its shape whether you're hauling books, groceries, or an overnight bag for your dog. Big enough to mean it. Structured enough to look good doing it. Opie Just Me Judging You Tote Bag, Official @justopiethings Merch Tote Bag Specs 18" wide x 14" tall x 4" deep Heavy, sturdy canvas construction Black contrast handles and base panel 5" Opie "Just Me. Judging You." graphic on front No zipper, no interior pockets, just a big open bag that holds everything Designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio Official @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio Funny Dog Tote Bag for Groceries, Books and Dog Overnight Trips Grocery runs, farmers markets, and errands that require a bag with opinions Books, laptops, and everything you carry to work or class Dog overnight bag, vet visits, and anywhere your dog's stuff needs to go Beach, pool, and weekend trips Gifts for pit bull fans, @justopiethings followers, and anyone who needs Opie watching over their stuff Opie Tote Bag FAQ Is this official @justopiethings merchandise? Yes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release. How big is this canvas tote bag? 18" wide x 14" tall x 4" deep. It's a genuinely large, structured tote. Big enough for a full grocery haul or a dog's overnight bag. Does it have a zipper or pockets? No zipper, no pockets. Open top, one large main compartment. Simple, roomy, and easy to load and unload. Where is the design printed? Designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio. Shop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio. Shop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.
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