Opie Help Desk Bookmark

Opie opened a Help Desk. Nobody asked him to. The advice is free, the judgment is implied, and now it comes with a tassel. Each bookmark features Opie at his Help Desk, dispensing the kind of wisdom only a pit bull in a propeller hat can offer. Pick your colorful advice and let Opie hold your page while you ignore whatever deadline you're currently avoiding. The Three Designs Green: "Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem" for every task you're choosing to defer indefinitely Orange: "Just Me. Judging You." his resting face, now marking your place Blue: "Don't Stress. Take a Nap." the only advice Opie actually stands behind Bookmark Details 6" x 2" single-sided aluminum bookmark White tassel included Blank made in the USA, printed in the USA Designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio Official @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio Perfect For Book lovers, readers, and anyone with a to-be-read pile taller than Opie Pit bull fans who want Opie watching over their pages Gifts for coworkers, bookworms, and anyone who relates to "tomorrow problem" energy FAQ Is this official Opie merchandise? Yes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release. What is it made of? Single-sided aluminum, 6" x 2". Lightweight, durable, and won't bend in your book. Where is it made? The aluminum blank is made in the USA and printed in the USA. Designed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio. Can I get all three designs? Each color and design is sold individually. Add all three to your cart to complete the Help Desk collection. Shop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio. Shop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.