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You ate the leaves, you skipped the dressing, and you still don't have a six-pack. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is a tribute to the crushing realization that a single bowl of spinach cannot undo a lifetime of pizza-based decisions. It is the ultimate funny shirt for the person who tried to "eat clean" for lunch and was back to eating fries by dinner. Soft, classic, and significantly more fulfilling than a Caesar salad without croutons.
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