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If you had 24 hours left on Earth, you already know where you'd be: hunched in a plastic chair, halfway through your fourth overpriced pretzel, waiting for awards that never come on time. This shirt is for the real ones—the dads trapped in comp-day purgatory, and proud of it.
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