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Send a happy birthday to that old bastard in your life. They're in the end game. Now it's all about who they outlive—the last bastard standing. Perfect for encouraging your loved one to hang on out of spite.💀🎉 Size: 5" x 7" Message inside: Let's see who you can outlive. Checklist of other famous old bastards. Happy Birthday and good luck!
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🇺🇸 Ship from USA · On Agora since 2025
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