Offensively Large Lip Balm

Any man who ventures into the great outdoors is at war with the elements, and that fight cannot be won with a dainty little chapstick that tastes like strawberry smoothies. Tested by active-duty military personnel, the unique formulation with SPF 30 holds up in the harshest conditions, even withstanding temperatures approaching 140 degrees. With a blood orange mint flavor, it tastes like it's designed for men, not teenage girls. Upgrade to the Lip Balm that's hard to lose and even harder to melt: Cannon Balm 140°.