Observer T-Shirt

Standard field attire for Department personnel. Suitable for public observation, quiet people-watching, and the occasional realization that everyone—including you—is doing Weird Ass Human Shit. Wear responsibly. Humans may ask questions. We recommend answering with: "It's a long story." Status: Field Ready. Further Observation Required. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28   LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1