Observer Sweatshirt

Standard cold-weather attire for Department personnel. Issued to observers conducting fieldwork in offices, coffee shops, museums, airports, family gatherings, and other environments where Weird Ass Human Shit has been documented. Comfortable enough for extended observation. Warm enough for existential realizations. Status: Field Ready. Further Observation Required... • 95% cotton, 5% elastane • Fabric weight: 7.8 oz./yd.² (265 g/m²) • Relaxed fit with drop shoulder • Slight stretch for comfort and shape retention • Pilling-resistant and durable after multiple washes • Blank product sourced from Mexico This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide   CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches) 2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜ XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37 S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝ M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛ L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼ XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½ 2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝ 3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾ 4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞ 5XL 58 ¼ 52 59 6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼   CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm) 2XS 88 72 90 XS 92 76 94 S 96 80 98 M 100 84 102 L 108 92 110 XL 116 100 118 2XL 124 108 126 3XL 132 116 134 4XL 140 124 142 5XL 148 132 150 6XL 156 140 158