Nurse Humor Can’t Cure Stupid Graphic Tee

Product Description Some problems require patience. Others may require sedation. The Sedation Solution Tee is made for nurses who combine compassion, confidence, and a perfectly timed sense of humor. Featuring the bold statement, “I’m a Nurse—I Can’t Cure Stupid, But I Can Sedate It,” this funny graphic tee lets your personality speak before your shift even begins. Crafted from durable heavyweight cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it offers a relaxed feel that works for casual Fridays, days off, nursing-school events, medical conferences, or everyday wear. It also makes a memorable gift for registered nurses, nursing students, nurse practitioners, coworkers, graduates, and healthcare professionals who appreciate sarcastic workplace humor. Product Details Heavyweight cotton graphic T-shirt Comfortable classic fit Relaxed style for everyday casual wear Seamless double-needle collar Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders for added durability Funny distressed nurse statement design Great for nurses, nursing students, and healthcare workers Available in multiple colors and sizes Fabrication Solid Colors: 100% cotton, preshrunk jersey knit Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester Care Instructions General: This heavyweight tee combines comfort, durability, and casual style for dependable everyday wear. Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colors to protect the fabric and printed design. Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. Iron: Do not iron directly over the printed artwork. Store: Fold or hang in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Size guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89 B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162 B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35 B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8 B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9