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Not My Pasture, Not My Cows – 20oz Laser Engraved Tumbler An exclusive Ctrl‑Alt‑Engrave original design — you won't find this one anywhere else. The country cousin to "not my circus" — this one's for the farm-raised, boots-on-the-ground folks who know when to mind their own business. Laser-engraved with crisp, permanent detail that won't fade, peel, or wash off. 20oz capacity — big enough for a long day on the land Laser engraved — permanent, high-contrast design that lasts Double-wall insulated — keeps drinks hot or cold for hours Durable powder-coated finish — scratch-resistant and built to last Hand wash recommended to preserve the engraving and extend the life of your tumbler Available colors: Black, Royal Blue, Yellow, White, Pink, Purple, Orange, Red, and Green Don't see the color you're looking for? Contact us — we'll do our best to hunt down your specific color choice! Need a larger size? We can source 30oz and 40oz by request — contact us and we'll make it happen! Ships in 24–48 hours for in-stock 20oz colors. Custom colors and larger sizes ship in 5–7 days. A great gift for farmers, ranchers, country folks, or anyone with a healthy sense of boundaries and a good sense of humor.
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