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Not friendly shirt with bold oversized graphic. Soft cotton unisex tee (XS–5XL). Dry humor, zero small talk, free US shipping. Some shirts say hello. This one absolutely does not. The Not Friendly shirt keeps it simple—big, unapologetic lettering for people who’d rather skip the conversation and get straight to the point. The larger graphic hits harder on broader builds, making sure the message lands before anyone tries to make eye contact. It’s not rude. It’s efficient. Who It’s For: People who don’t do forced smiles Introverts with boundaries Anyone tired of “you should smile more” Where/When to Wear: Running errands without being recruited into small talk Airports, grocery stores, anywhere humans gather Casual days when your mood is already set Why This One: Oversized graphic = instant readability Clean, bold layout that doesn’t try too hard Feels like a warning label… because it kind of is Fit & Feel: Unisex fit Soft, breathable cotton Sizes XS–5XL
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