Not A Drug User Tee

Rumor has it that wearing this shirt will get you out of urine tests. It's an almost certainly false rumor that we just made up but, you know, that's how rumors are.   -The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. -The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. -Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.