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Let them know you’re just a totally average civilian with absolutely nothing to hide. This “NOT A COP” tee is printed in bold, distressed lettering — the perfect ironic nod to suspiciously normal behavior. Ideal for casual laughs, bar nights, or just raising a few eyebrows at the grocery store. It’s weirdly convincing… or suspiciously not. Perfect For: • People with a sense of humor • Parties, festivals, or “blending in” • Gag gifts or prank setups • The friend who’s definitely not a narc
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