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Simple. Grim. Unfortunately accurate. The No One Gets Out Alive Tee is a clean statement piece for anyone with a dark sense of humor and a working understanding of mortality. The back features bold distressed lettering with ALIVE hitting in muted red, finished with a subtle coffin-and-cross mark underneath. No hearse. No extra scenery. No explanation needed. Printed on a black Comfort Colors 1717, this one keeps things sharp, wearable, and just morbid enough to make people look twice. ⚰️ Comfort Colors™ 1717 T-shirt ⚰️ Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel ⚰️ Relaxed unisex fit ⚰️ Heavyweight cotton ⚰️ Left chest coffin badge ⚰️ Full back graphic ⚰️ Designed by a Licensed Mortician ⚰️ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
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