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Some people put lettuce on their gyro. Lt. Gyro is not those people. This shirt makes that clear. Same field-tested construction as the standard issue Lt. Gyro tee — 5.3 oz. preshrunk cotton, classic fit, built for long days of serious gyro evaluation. The only difference is the stance. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease, because even people with strong opinions about lettuce have standards. Tear-away label so nothing's scratching your neck while you're focused on what actually matters: the lamb-to-tzatziki ratio. Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, because ethical gyro research matters. Even when the lettuce doesn't. Ideal For: Removing lettuce from gyros without apology · Explaining to people why lettuce on a gyro is a war crime · Looking official while doing absolutely none of this professionally Product Details: 5.3 oz. midweight fabric · 100% preshrunk cotton · Classic fit · Seamless ribbed collar · Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction · Double-needle stitching throughout · Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease · 7/8" collar · Tear-away label Side Effects: You will never be able to eat a gyro with lettuce again. This was always going to happen. Lt. Gyro just made it official. Size Body length Body width Sleeve length S 28" 18" 7.5" M 29" 20" 7.75" L 30" 22" 9.25" XL 31" 24" 10" 2XL 32" 26" 10.75" 3XL 33" 28" 11.43" 4XL 34" 30" 12.12" 5XL 35" 32" 12.69"
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