Never Split The Party T-Shirt

The rule everyone knows. The rule nobody follows. The Never Split The Party T-Shirt is the oldest advice at the table and the first thing abandoned the moment somebody spots an interesting door. Four sessions later you are in three separate rooms, the rogue is unreachable, and the DM is smiling in a way that suggests this was always going to happen. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight, with just enough stretch and a relaxed unisex fit. Solid colors are 100% combed, ring-spun cotton; heathers are cotton-poly blends for extra softness. Pre-shrunk and built to last. Available in 11 colors, sizes XS–5XL. Stay together. You will not. Gather your Gnomies.