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A Cowgirls Guide to Life. As long as the cowboy has been the hero of our imaginations, the cowgirl has been leading him from behind. This charming gift book delivers the western woman's take on life with illustrations and quips such as: "Men--You can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em." "You can warm your socks in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits." "You can't keep trouble from visitin', but you don't have to offer it a chair." By Gladiola Montana. Paperback 144 pages, 65 black/white illustrations.