"Not Worth Screwing" Cocktail Napkins | Pack of 20 | Cork Pops

For the wine lover who prefers a box over a battle. These witty cocktail napkins feature a minimalist line-art illustration of a boxed wine spigot with the deadpan caption "not worth screwing". Perfect for parties, wine nights, and anyone who appreciates a good pun with their pour. Quantity: 20 napkins per pack Size: 5" × 5" Construction: 3-ply By: Cork Pops Shipping & Return Policies RETURNS We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase. We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition. If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer. Shipping & Return Policies RETURNS We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase. We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition. If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer. SHIPPING Our shipping terms and conditions follow: Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days. We ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Orders are shipped to physical addresses only. Shipping Rates $125+ — FREE $100–$124.99 — $5 $0–$99.99 — $10 Exceptions Small Goods: Select items receive free shipping (greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, kitchen towels). Jewelry Insurance: A $10 insurance charge applies to jewelry purchases over $250. Oversized Items: Items 40"+ or requiring multiple boxes incur a $20 up-charge per oversized item.