My Body Is A Machine That Turns Microplastics Into Microplastics - Ironic Meme Sweatshirt

My body is a machine that turns microplastics into microplastics. Oh no. How do I get them out? How do I make it stop? Will I ever be clean again?  Check size guide before you buy. I cannot accept returns on made-to-order items. All clothing is unisex unless stated otherwise in the title or description. *Dark color clothing may have a white underbase to enhance visibility, except for 'asphalt' and 'dark heather' colors, which are intended for a subtle, less visible print Custom printed clothing that is made-to-order is not eligible for return unless it arrives damaged or with some kind of problem. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to hit me up and let me know! I also do custom work, so if you want something specifically made, I can do just about anything! • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Classic fit • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem