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"Woodworking: because murder is wrong." If you've ever white-knuckled a router through a bad day at work and felt your blood pressure drop the second you hit the shop, this shirt was made for you. It's the kind of dark, knowing humor that only someone who's spent real time behind a workbench will truly appreciate, the kind that makes other woodworkers laugh and everyone else just a little nervous. Perfect as a gift for the woodworker in your life who uses sawdust as therapy and considers the shop their safe space.
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