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Actually, Linda, the only candy worth a damn is DARK CHOCOLATE—it’s a fact—I mean, I was at this confectionary overseas and this angry dude with tiny hands but a FULL BODY was yelling about how they’re out of milk chocolate: “It’s an OUTRAGE,” —like, SMOKE is coming out of his ears—so I stop him and say “Actually, dude, dark chocolate—” …and that’s how I ended up in the hospital in SUMATRA.
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